tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-118898282007-09-21T02:21:53.385-04:00indietitsjephBlogger221125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11889828.post-59016872189162140482007-09-21T02:20:00.000-04:002007-09-21T02:21:53.412-04:00WHODUNIT<img src="http://www.indietits.com/comics/alttext.png" title="Bring it on, Yelling Bird. I'll stab you with a fuckin' greater-than sign.">jephtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11889828.post-5253293153126159892007-09-20T01:41:00.000-04:002007-09-20T02:24:30.052-04:00THE SECRET WORD<img src="http://www.indietits.com/comics/secretword.png" title="but what is the secret word?"><br /><br />What?<br /><br />(ps the archives should work now)jephtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11889828.post-12767279207446512752007-09-19T01:49:00.000-04:002007-09-19T01:50:35.334-04:00DENIAL<img src="http://www.indietits.com/comics/denial.png" title="i deny ever looking at pornography on the internet"><br /><br />Still workin' on the archives.jephtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11889828.post-72904099592040678692007-09-18T02:53:00.000-04:002007-09-18T02:55:39.149-04:00PROBLEMS<img src="http://www.indietits.com/comics/techguy.png" "just kidding Ashton I would never throw bottles at you while you worked (except at Comic Con)">jephtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11889828.post-59372435201872197642007-09-14T02:46:00.001-04:002007-09-14T02:47:32.488-04:00FLAPPITY<img src="http://www.indietits.com/comics/flappity.png" title="the worst thing about that infamous Britney Spears vag-shot is the horrible knowledge that her butthole is lurking somewhere below">jephtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11889828.post-80563966773177280152007-09-13T02:34:00.000-04:002007-09-13T02:35:48.644-04:00NATURE DOCUMENTARY<img src="http://www.indietits.com/comics/oncamera.png" title="oddly, blue-footed boobies and vapid starlets make virtually identical noises when mating">jephtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11889828.post-14487000639904778202007-09-12T02:37:00.000-04:002007-09-12T02:38:32.673-04:00SUPPORT OUR TROOPS<img src="http://www.indietits.com/comics/army.png" title="you do not want to know where Yelling Bird stuck his yellow ribbon magnet decal">jephtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11889828.post-55429988516682486562007-09-11T01:54:00.000-04:002007-09-11T01:55:31.870-04:00ALL BY MY SELF<img src="http://www.indietits.com/comics/theonlyone.png" title="he is also the only person on earth who enjoyed Tin Machine, David Bowie's late-80s side project">jephtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11889828.post-18861311542929035042007-09-10T03:35:00.001-04:002007-09-10T03:37:00.900-04:00beeeeeeep<img src="http://www.indietits.com/comics/tone.png" title="he is going to be really embarassed when he realizes that we're *reading* what he says, not *hearing* it">jephtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11889828.post-77762281790623709792007-09-07T03:09:00.000-04:002007-09-07T03:10:02.399-04:00EARLY WEEKEND WOOOBack Monday.jephtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11889828.post-5829514353572617262007-09-06T00:07:00.001-04:002007-09-06T00:07:41.540-04:00GET IN THE VAN, APPLE<img src="http://www.indietits.com/comics/rapevan.png" title="to be fair, there is really only one other thing to do in the Rape Van and it is not any more pleasant">jephtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11889828.post-50221907564902603212007-09-05T02:14:00.000-04:002007-09-05T02:16:24.635-04:00OMG Animal Collective BLAUHLGABGLH<img src="http://www.indietits.com/comics/newac.png" title="somewhere at this very moment, an Indietits reader is saying 'what? the new animal collective has leaked?!' and flailing away at his/her junk without mercy">jephtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11889828.post-40051739522630139482007-09-04T01:51:00.001-04:002007-09-04T01:52:19.523-04:00Bumper Stickers<img src="http://www.indietits.com/comics/colorsdontrun.png" title="the eagle is vaguely irked by shoddy patriotism">jephtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11889828.post-76970535319330955962007-09-03T01:48:00.000-04:002007-09-03T01:49:28.706-04:00LABOR DAY<img src="http://www.indietits.com/comics/laborday.png" title="keep him the hell away from the maternity ward">jephtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11889828.post-43410766766206867992007-08-31T02:02:00.000-04:002007-08-31T02:04:55.456-04:00NOTHING WHATSOEVER<img src="http://www.indietits.com/comics/anti-gay.png" title="OMG A HYPOCRITICAL POLITICIAN WHO WOULDA THUNK IT"><br /><br />An airport mens' room? <i>Seriously?</i> What the hell, Republicans. I am holding each and every one of you responsible for this.jephtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11889828.post-53577669949845278692007-08-30T00:33:00.000-04:002007-08-30T00:34:25.256-04:00Home Alone<img src="http://www.indietits.com/comics/culkin.png" title="oh baby I love it when you slap your cheeks and go 'aaaaaaugh'">jephtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11889828.post-29532098404515496132007-08-29T01:39:00.000-04:002007-08-29T01:40:01.799-04:00LOLTITS<img src="http://www.indietits.com/comics/bushcat.png" title="alternately, Bushcat will steal ur election and invade ur Iraqs">jephtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11889828.post-7935289451238326912007-08-28T00:57:00.000-04:002007-08-28T00:59:44.327-04:00Concept Joke<img src="http://www.indietits.com/comics/conceptjoke.png" title="to make this joke relevant in 2004, replace 'Radiohead' with 'Arcade Fire'. To make it relevant this week, replace 'Radiohead' with 'Liars'">jephtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11889828.post-68812937995436656712007-08-27T01:12:00.000-04:002007-08-27T01:13:23.414-04:00INCORRECT<img src="http://www.indietits.com/comics/incorrect.png" title="this makes watching Jeopardy! with him an intensely annoying experience">jephtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11889828.post-19048724048731910372007-08-23T22:45:00.000-04:002007-08-23T22:46:15.572-04:00USELESS<img src="http://www.indietits.com/comics/useless.png" title="Yelling Bird got all huffy when I told him I didn't think you could find 'shots of Chan Marshall's pooper' on Google">jephtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11889828.post-81679132746350884212007-08-23T00:50:00.000-04:002007-08-23T00:51:30.117-04:00THE NEW PORNOGRAPHERS<img src="http://www.indietits.com/comics/nekocase.png" title="it's just jpeg after jpeg of Carl Newman's balls">jephtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11889828.post-79687347863936914232007-08-22T01:32:00.000-04:002007-08-22T01:33:54.449-04:00Squirrel Problems<img src="http://www.indietits.com/comics/squirrelaids.png" title="goddamned aidsy squirrels keep leaving dirty needles all over my fuckin' lawn">jephtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11889828.post-28327748898995992982007-08-21T01:33:00.000-04:002007-08-21T01:34:58.118-04:00Domain Name<img src="http://www.indietits.com/comics/domainname.png" title="he drives an oversized SUV to enhance the size of his tiny bird-cock, just like all good americans"><br /><br />It's good to be back on the old domain name! Update your bookmarks as necessary.jephtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11889828.post-37743662351525053612007-08-20T01:57:00.000-04:002007-08-20T01:58:51.262-04:00Freedom<img src="http://www.questionablecontent.net/indietits/comics/freedom.png" title="DEAR WHORES: I APPRECIATE YOU! NOW STOP BEGGING ME FOR YOUR RELEASE<br /><br />LOVE, YELLING BIRD">jephtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11889828.post-72789724589241805452007-08-16T20:37:00.000-04:002007-08-16T20:38:29.949-04:00Northern State, You Are Fired<img src="http://www.questionablecontent.net/indietits/comics/northernstate.png" title="seriously, they are worse than Uffie. and Uffie is ***terrible***"><br /><br />Oh my god Northern State are so bad you guysjeph