indietits

little birds who talk about obscure bands and make stupid jokes. email the indie tits at indietits [at] gmail [dot] com.

Monday, May 30, 2005


The Editor regrets to inform you that the dancing llamas have broken out of their harnesses and are running rampant through IndieTits headquarters. Any individuals with llama-herding experience are urged to contact Human Resources as soon as possible. Thank you for your patience.
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Sunday, May 29, 2005


Is this the end of the IndieTits sell-out story? Tune in tomorrow to find out! Maybe!
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Wednesday, May 25, 2005


Oh no! Has IndieTits.com sold out? HAS JEPH JACQUES SOLD OUT TO THE MAN??? OH NOES!!!
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Tuesday, May 24, 2005


Lesbians!
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Monday, May 23, 2005


What is more offensive than a dead hooker joke? A second dead hooker joke.
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Sunday, May 22, 2005


I swear I will eventually remember to update this comic on time.
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Saturday, May 21, 2005


Man, these birds are kind of hypocritical considering that force choke strip from a while back.

Seriously though, I do not care about this last Star Wars movie at all.
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Friday, May 20, 2005


It is Penis Joke Friday. Everyone have a happy Penis Joke Friday.

Don't forget that today is the last day to pre-order an IndieTits shirt! Click the big ugly banner ad below to do so. Thank you for your tit support.
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Wednesday, May 18, 2005
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Tuesday, May 17, 2005


Hallmark of a terrible webcomic #245: Making jokes about how terrible most webcomics are.

Hallmark of a terrible webcomic #246: Making jokes about making jokes about how terrible most webcomics are.
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Monday, May 16, 2005


Seriously that song is one of the three best songs you can ever sing.
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Saturday, May 14, 2005


IndieTits.com is not prejudiced against ornithologists. IndieTits.com is aware that most ornithologists would never run around in a field without pants on.
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Friday, May 13, 2005


Man, if you are trying to impress a female of whatever species you prefer, do not attempt a motorcycle jump. It is almost never worth the risk.
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Thursday, May 12, 2005


Have you listened to the radio lately? No? Don't.
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Wednesday, May 11, 2005


That Bloc Party record is some of the most bland, overproduced indie rock I have ever heard. Futureheads 4 lyfe, yo.
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Tuesday, May 10, 2005


What the hell, Weezer? Seriously.
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Monday, May 09, 2005


Hey look, there's an IndieTits t-shirt available for pre-order now. Sexy.
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Sunday, May 08, 2005


Brown tit #2 really wanted a GameCube instead.
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Saturday, May 07, 2005


How many webcomic authors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Assuming he/she does not have a physical disability preventing him/her from doing so, it takes one webcomic author to screw in a lightbulb.
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Friday, May 06, 2005


The sad part is that I genuinely think the phrase "butts lol" makes a really good knock-knock joke punchline. You have to say "lol" like "loll" though, not "ell oh ell".
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Thursday, May 05, 2005



Double update because I keep forgetting to put these things up on time. I am a slacker.
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Tuesday, May 03, 2005
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Monday, May 02, 2005
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Sunday, May 01, 2005


Woops. Forgot to update for a couple days. Sorry.
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